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Extreme temperatures blamed for hot‑headed escalation between India and Pakistan
WHO prescribes “chill‑pill boosters” to subcontinental leaders before monsoon mood swings reach DEFCON 1
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Muhammad Farhan
Trump hides in bunker after losing tariff dogfight to China
But while Trump was front and center for the tariff announcements, he was suspiciously absent when it came time to roll back those same tariffs.
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Muhammad Farhan
Too bitter: Marine Le Pen can't handle taste of own medicine
Paramedics described her condition upon arrival as “critically hypocritical.”
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Muhammad Farhan
Putin ready for peace, without an inch of compromise
That he wants everyone to surrender doesn't matter. What matters is that he's ready for peace like nobody is ready for peace, said bestie Donald Trump
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Muhammad Farhan
Pakistani activist: I fight for refugees' rights in the West only
says he can't understand the criticism for not speaking up for Afghan refugees being deported in Pakistan
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Muhammad Farhan
Scientists puzzled as still no cure found for Pakistani uncles' homophobia
"He keeps telling me he saw this on WhatsApp," said frustrated researcher Dr. Asif
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Muhammad Farhan
Trump slaps tariff on foreskin
"This is really about what he has against Europe," insiders admit
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Muhammad Farhan
Netanyahu finds his spirit animal in Viktor Orbán, praises Hungary as a ‘democratic inspiration’
Orbán tells Netanyahu he needs not to worry about the ICJ arrest warrants since Hungary is proud of its disregard of European and international law
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Muhammad Farhan

March 2025

Berlin declared the most anti-social capital
BERLIN — In a triumph of cold shoulders and passive-aggressive glares, Berlin has officially been named the most anti-social capital in the world…
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Muhammad Farhan
Pakistan clarifies: Journalist’s family abducted and tortured only to fight disinformation
"Disinformation is very dangerous for democracy and we have to do everything to fight it," authorities said while commenting on abduction of the…
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Muhammad Farhan
Emergency egg donation appeal set up in the US
Washington, D.C.
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Muhammad Farhan
Stranded astronauts forced to thank Trump and Elon Musk before boarding capsule home
Photo: Screenshot from a NASA ISS broadcast
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Muhammad Farhan
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