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Pakistan shoots down 200 Indian jets as India kills 1 million terrorists
Subcontinent sets new world record in imaginary warfare
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Muhammad Farhan
Elon Musk declares Germany’s neo-Nazis ‘centrists,’ accidentally redefines compass
He has previously declared Hitler and Nazis as leftists and communists
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Muhammad Farhan
FA's Chief Genital Inspector to ensure exclusion of trans women from football team
By Common Sense News (which was unfortunately banned for using too much of it)
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Muhammad Farhan

April 2025

Indian trolling now imminent, Pakistan warns international community
Islamabad calls for emergency UN session to prepare for meme nnslaught
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Muhammad Farhan
Extreme temperatures blamed for hot‑headed escalation between India and Pakistan
WHO prescribes “chill‑pill boosters” to subcontinental leaders before monsoon mood swings reach DEFCON 1
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Muhammad Farhan
Trump hides in bunker after losing tariff dogfight to China
But while Trump was front and center for the tariff announcements, he was suspiciously absent when it came time to roll back those same tariffs.
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Muhammad Farhan
Too bitter: Marine Le Pen can't handle taste of own medicine
Paramedics described her condition upon arrival as “critically hypocritical.”
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Muhammad Farhan
Putin ready for peace, without an inch of compromise
That he wants everyone to surrender doesn't matter. What matters is that he's ready for peace like nobody is ready for peace, said bestie Donald Trump
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Muhammad Farhan
Pakistani activist: I fight for refugees' rights in the West only
says he can't understand the criticism for not speaking up for Afghan refugees being deported in Pakistan
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Muhammad Farhan
Scientists puzzled as still no cure found for Pakistani uncles' homophobia
"He keeps telling me he saw this on WhatsApp," said frustrated researcher Dr. Asif
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Muhammad Farhan
Trump slaps tariff on foreskin
"This is really about what he has against Europe," insiders admit
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Muhammad Farhan
Netanyahu finds his spirit animal in Viktor Orbán, praises Hungary as a ‘democratic inspiration’
Orbán tells Netanyahu he needs not to worry about the ICJ arrest warrants since Hungary is proud of its disregard of European and international law
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Muhammad Farhan
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