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humor - Friday, January 2, 2009 19:22 - 3 Comments
[Humor] Bug in the Mug!
Hi there friends! Today, one of my good friends forwarded me an email with a joke titled “Bug in the Mug” I found it interesting and thought I should share it with my readers.
BUG IN THE MUG
An insect falls into a mug full of Coca cola…
Englishman: Throws the mug away and walks out.
American: Throws the insect out and drinks the coke.
Japanese: Eats the insect and throws the coke away.
Israeli: Sucks coke from the insect before throwing the insect away and drinking the remaining coke.
Indian: Accuses Pakistan of helping the insect to infiltrate into the mug, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the coke, blames it as a long term ISI operation, terms the insect an Islamic militant, then an Afghan mercenary, then finally a Pakistan army commando and presents identity card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a Pakistan army person in an undercover operation to change the status of LOC and vows to defend every inch of the mug and every drop of the coke!

